Surviving Xmas
Christmas is coming and that means making big deci sions about what you're gonna do on the day. I recommend staying home and inviting friends and acquantances around t o experience togetherness, instead of the feeling of being oppressed by hideously ingrown family bullshit . Y ou can drink and eat and drink and drink heavily and drink and no one will question your life choices and you can also drink as much a s you want. Not a bad deal is it? I'm not saying you have to divorce your parents, because setting yourself free of the police state that is the nuclear family is not for everybody. Not all of us are ready to live a life free of actually-life-threatening blood ties. For us practioners of Good Christmas, a s you're eating delicious chops and snags and laughing with mates about how police horse s are arseholes, you'll feel a weight lift off your shoulders because you chose the path of enlightened self interested instead of giving your police h