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Thanks to the Southern and Molyneux Go Full Racist tour and our attempts to derail it, we've been doing a big old interact with a lot of Dunning-Kruger Nerds. These are people who have half-learned the not-basics of reason and debate and use this garbage knowledge like a flying shield of shit. I'd call them the dumbest motherfuckers alive, but this life of fuck guarantees you'll meet that fucking guy tomorrow and a bit later he'll be eclipsed by some other giant turnip and on and on. For nearly twenty years I've been smashing my face into the keyboard as the nerds who infest every corner of the internerd put their pallid, moist efforts into arguing that no one who acts like a nazi is actually a Nazi. A few years into this putrid journey Godwin's Law was wheeled in to do the heavy lifting and major fuckwitted human cakes like Stephen Fry nodded along like Monks of the Order of the Swivel Chair to the fucking tune of Be Reasonable Everybody. And that whole time ...

Stefan Molyneux and Lauren Southern are two extremely ordinary individuals who have tried to overcome their lack of talent and to the bone mediocrity by becoming full time haters. Lauren has a Stupid Person Deep Voice and Stefan is unattractive in the way of a creepy office worker with a secret life that is unfortunately jogging. Both of these almost humans make a living cranking out repellent theories so in need of correction I wonder if they're middle siblings, because the resentment that fucks out of their pores is wet to the touch even just watching them. He's a whiner, she's an oaf and together they're coming to Melbourne to speak from their ghastly word holes at the fucking unlucky fans tragically drawn into their web of dried dog shit. I watched some of their video bullshit and edited that down into short snippets to make them look as stupid as possible, because no blow is too low to throw at these two scumbags. They are both extremely racist, he is extremely s...

An absolute vow to remain wrong at all times is at the floppy lukewarm core of US Liberalism, but it's a funny thing, because as fanatically pretentious and preposterously full of shit as they are, their extremely pompous fuckwittedness hasn't made me turn to the Right and become a fascist. Maybe it's Being Normal No Matter What that drives these people mad? I am fucked if I care. Fuck off. Imagine having to twist your brain so that it can see mainstream political life as a noble world of majestic soaring emotion and soul searingly sexy social commitment to- well not social, obviously. These fucking spanners seem to never factor the social into their lofty rotten tooth brained version of world events. Obama was a classic of the type: nothing currently happening actually matters, because we're doing history. They probably call it that, too. Doing History. The shallowest, psychologically inbred hothouse flowers in all civilisation are of course devastated to see Donal...