When Doves Cry
An absolute vow to remain wrong at all times is at the floppy lukewarm core of US Liberalism, but it's a funny thing, because as fanatically pretentious and preposterously full of shit as they are, their extremely pompous fuckwittedness hasn't made me turn to the Right and become a fascist. Maybe it's Being Normal No Matter What that drives these people mad? I am fucked if I care. Fuck off.
Imagine having to twist your brain so that it can see mainstream political life as a noble world of majestic soaring emotion and soul searingly sexy social commitment to- well not social, obviously. These fucking spanners seem to never factor the social into their lofty rotten tooth brained version of world events. Obama was a classic of the type: nothing currently happening actually matters, because we're doing history. They probably call it that, too. Doing History.
The shallowest, psychologically inbred hothouse flowers in all civilisation are of course devastated to see Donald Trump- a man who definitely shits standing up- taking an endless series of leaning forward weirdly shits in the Oval Office. But you just know he could be jailed for multiple offences and that in their hearts his real crime would be that he has clearly never watched The West Wing.
These fucking people.
Obama was cool because he did not give a flying fuck about anyone but himself. Watching him stand by as people's hopes were crushed over and over was amazing. People wanted to believe he had hidden depths because he was cool and he was cool because he didn't give a shit. It's not fair to say he is the perfect American Liberal, he's on another level of self worship, but he to this day is what these fucking idiots believe in, because they believe in surfaces.
I tried watching the West Wing but could not hack it. Jesus Christ. People who believe in America should be shot in the throat and kicked down two flights of stairs so they choke to death on their own blood upside down in a tangle of broken limbs. And as they lock pleading eyes with a homeless person who lives next to the last rat shitted stair at the end of the alley and who lives there because of people who believe in America but know fuck all about society and care less about people? A white dove is released, splattering white shit onto the annoying haircut of the dying Hashtag Resistance terrorist. Don't ask me about the logistics of that, I'm about vision.
People who hero worship Obama and the Clintons were defeated by a fucking moron and they still don't get it. That sort of self absorption is not a mistake though, it's pumped into people's heads by a propaganda machine that has escaped into the wild. The propaganda machine roams the jungle at night, farting it's nightmares into the dreams of the gibbering sleep babies of America. There is no getting through to these people, they are glued to their pillows by their own drool, dreaming their Normal dreams. These shithouse fuckheads have reduced me to writing fucking slam poetry and for this I can never forgive them.
Look, I didn't start this with a point so it's gone rather well by those standards. Amen.
Imagine having to twist your brain so that it can see mainstream political life as a noble world of majestic soaring emotion and soul searingly sexy social commitment to- well not social, obviously. These fucking spanners seem to never factor the social into their lofty rotten tooth brained version of world events. Obama was a classic of the type: nothing currently happening actually matters, because we're doing history. They probably call it that, too. Doing History.
The shallowest, psychologically inbred hothouse flowers in all civilisation are of course devastated to see Donald Trump- a man who definitely shits standing up- taking an endless series of leaning forward weirdly shits in the Oval Office. But you just know he could be jailed for multiple offences and that in their hearts his real crime would be that he has clearly never watched The West Wing.
These fucking people.
Obama was cool because he did not give a flying fuck about anyone but himself. Watching him stand by as people's hopes were crushed over and over was amazing. People wanted to believe he had hidden depths because he was cool and he was cool because he didn't give a shit. It's not fair to say he is the perfect American Liberal, he's on another level of self worship, but he to this day is what these fucking idiots believe in, because they believe in surfaces.
I tried watching the West Wing but could not hack it. Jesus Christ. People who believe in America should be shot in the throat and kicked down two flights of stairs so they choke to death on their own blood upside down in a tangle of broken limbs. And as they lock pleading eyes with a homeless person who lives next to the last rat shitted stair at the end of the alley and who lives there because of people who believe in America but know fuck all about society and care less about people? A white dove is released, splattering white shit onto the annoying haircut of the dying Hashtag Resistance terrorist. Don't ask me about the logistics of that, I'm about vision.
People who hero worship Obama and the Clintons were defeated by a fucking moron and they still don't get it. That sort of self absorption is not a mistake though, it's pumped into people's heads by a propaganda machine that has escaped into the wild. The propaganda machine roams the jungle at night, farting it's nightmares into the dreams of the gibbering sleep babies of America. There is no getting through to these people, they are glued to their pillows by their own drool, dreaming their Normal dreams. These shithouse fuckheads have reduced me to writing fucking slam poetry and for this I can never forgive them.
Look, I didn't start this with a point so it's gone rather well by those standards. Amen.
Sometimes, when mind-reading #SnowFlakes, I get brain-freeze👐
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