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I ended my hiatus from standup comedy last week and gosh it’s nice to be in comedy rooms with incels and at least one guy who could be a nazi. A young comic said that coming back after five years I must be bowled over by the wokeness going on. I had no idea how to answer because we had both just watched a dude going on and on about Auschwitz. I mean sure, he had some idea what he was doing. He didn’t just drop us in a pile of jokes about striped pyjamas, he prepped us by first making sure we all knew he was a racist. I don’t understand what’s going on. There’s too much wokeness? Over the last week I’ve seen comics talking shit that only complete fuckwits would have bothered with ten years ago. I had a talk with a comic about this guy we both saw doing an endless bit about the F-word and the N-word. I walked away from this chat not wanting to talk about comedy with any more open mic comics. I reckon it’s fucking podcasts that have fucked everything up. Young dudes are wandering arou...

 Got my nose re-pierced, it was over in a second, but the tears poured from my eyes. The pain was truly special. Anyway, I’m cool again now. The one thing that was missing from my life is back. People thought an ALP government would make Australia good again, but no, the pain will go on and on. There’s the pain of continued suffering and the pain of being told that they can’t fix everything at once, which means they never will, which means everything will get worse, forever. Hope is for people who are trying to live their lives, hope is not for governments. When you spend your hope on those arseholes your throw your life away. I got my nose pierced again, because I racked my brain about why I stopped wearing silver in various parts of my head and all I came up with was that at some point I believed I had become an adult. How pretentious. But also, how shockingly normal. People don’t progress according to some sort of timeline and society doesn’t progress at all. Do what you want ...