Annoying Movie

Like an Australian movie that leaves it up to the audience to decide what happened you are annoying and there is no point to you. Like an Australian movie that tells a little story about ordinary people you are annoying and the point you are trying to make is annoying. Like an Australian movie that refuses to bow to convention but has no political message or clear story a fucking adult human can follow and by 'follow' I mean 'care about', there is no way to kill you and you are annoying.  

You are not an Australian movie but like an Australian movie no one can defend your existence without being annoying. You point to the 'quality' of Australian movies. What kind of prick are you? "This is quality art." Doesn't sound right does it, prick? "This is quality entertainment." Prick.

You use the wrong words to describe shit that shouldn't exist and you are annoying as that most annoying of Australian attention seeking behaviours: the Australian movie. You should make Australian movies, you be great at it. I'd like to know you were sweating on funding for your annoying movie. Knowing you were ageing rapidly as you jumped through the hoops to make an annoying Australian movie would entertain me. I would be entertained and satisfied, knowing entertaining and satisfying an audience is the last thing you want to do. Talk about annoying,



 

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