Mental

My father treated me badly so I'd be ready for real life. I'd love to know who I'd be without the cult leader dad upbringing.

 He was raised by a psychotic mother, who was raised by pretty much an evil witch, which is why I'm a disturbed activist who thinks in terms of systems.

 Anyway, I'm gonna try get some therapy this year, not because I want to talk to a middle class dipshit who's never been slapped, but to bitch endlessly.

 I'm gonna bitch my arse off. When they tell me maybe I should try this or that I will bitch even harder. I will convince them I have real problems.

 All I want is someone to bitch to with extreme force. There is no solving the problem of me, there is only further complaining.

 I will become known in secret therapy circles as the guy who can whinge for 9 hours without repeating myself unless it's to power stancely reiterate a complaint.

 I will be the Henry Rollins of therapy. My therapist will pay to see me. They will be even more cured than I am.

 Anyway I'm going to need more than 10 free visits a year you dogs. Drop everything you're doing to campaign for free mental health care or fuck off.

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