A Country I Love
A
little poem about the country I love.
Why
is Australia so shit?
Australians
love cops despite considering themselves practical cowboys with big
individual dicks.
In
a country like France, in a city like Paris, it's normal for
protesters to fight the cops, but when was the last time that
happened here?
Australians
love to think of themselves as no bullshit legends who wouldn't dream
of a breaking a rule or a law but here in Melbourne our public
transport system is it's own police state and punters just go along
with it.
The
Aussie who is irreverant and has a bloody laugh is usually just a
bully whose found an easy target.
We
celebrate shitcunts who would be bashed to death on any other
continent.
Australia
is the driest continent on Earth and the biggest circle jerk on the
planet.
When
I was a kid I thought Australians were up for anything, but that was
all propaganda, we are as inward looking as Americans, militantly
unaware of anything real and with giant boof heads and massive egos
that can be heard and seen from space.
Australia
is pretty much Israel multipled by South Africa, we are the worst
people and the fact the rest of the world hasn't nuked us for being
such inbreds only indicates that not everything is about us.
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