bedlam updates

Only hours till we go to the worst event in the world in a city full of cops hallucinating from lack of sleep. I'm also thrilled that white people are starting to shoot guns at Black Lives Matter people, that World War 3 might kick off while I'm overseas and that working class people in Australia have decided now is a good time to rethink our earlier poor relationship with Hitler. It's fucking hilarious. Our AFP has been ignoring atrocities in PNG so they won't close our refugee c ruelty camps. Concentration camps. Death camps. When I say it's hilarious, I'm not being ironic. This is all solid stuff and anyone who can't laugh at it is someone to run screaming from. Alert your friends: if anyone is being a bummer about this shit avoid them at all costs. Do not let depressives, anxious people or drama legends fuck with your high. This is an amazing time to be alive so enjoy it to the motherfucking limit. It's all happening, man.

Since the Paris attacks there's been a lot of talk that makes me think of a flabby pale dude who is seeing himself shredding on an electric guitar on a cliff top during a wild storm. "ISIS are bad and they're cowards and I can't stop laughing at them because they're silly!" says Epic Bravery guy in no way letting on that he's so close to shitting he's been online all week doing close research on which adult diapers won't show over the top of his cargo shorts if his X-Men T shirt rides up while he's reaching for Star Wars merchandise. Well I say "merchandise" but he's in the kids section at Kmart. Which is where I hope ISIS gets him.

Uh, duurr. Haven't been blogging but I have been doing Facebook posts that consist of writing. This one is one week after the Paris attacks, one day before Fascists rally in Melton (45 minutes out of Melbourne) and a few days before I go to Paris as part of WACA to support the Climate Guardians during the climate talks:       Reckon I might give the Melton encounter with fascists a miss because I'm days from Paris and I can only absorb so much dumb fucking scary fuckfaced bullshit coming from people who just need to read a fucking book but won't.  The Paris burden is enough: media have taken every chance to get it wrong and inflame tension. Some spooked activists are talking frightened shit that (if anyone listens to them) could see the climate talks go entirely unmolested by any contact with reali ty.  The people who make the big dosh from wrecking our world are in those talks and we the people are not. Our only hope is people in the streets of Paris letting these lege