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Adolf Godwin

So I'm taking a short drive and reckon I'll listen to some gentle soft extremely wet liberal talkback radio and there's a horrific Trump supporter doing the weird snarling so may of them do. Rafi Epstein tiptoes around this maniac like an extremely boring professional. Then a woman calls in and mentions Hitler and suddenly Rafi has an actual opinion and it's that Hitler references make him "very uncomfortable". And he shuts this terrified woman down as if her fear is somehow  offensive. The next caller points out that Hitler didn't start with the concentration camps, blowing Rafi's rant out of the water. Like, just nuking his pathetic Godwinning into oblivion. Juuuuust fucking piledriving his weak normalising let's-not-get-too-excited ass like a champ. Next caller says everyone should calm down because Trump's measures are temporary. And sanity is restored in the world of patronising men who will smother you to death with a pillow rather than r

Be A Dog

1. Since Wikileaks, Manning and Snowden, it's well understood that surveillance of citizens is extreme. 2. Being a citizen is no guarantee of being treated like a human fucking being. 3. Whistleblowers step forward and are immediately crushed. 4. There's no way to be clever about any of this so what's the point of playing games anymore? 5. Long before Trump it was clear that a) fascism was on it's way and b) it would meet very little resistance from our thought leaders. I mean if Noam Chomsky is the top ten thinkers on this subject then we are in deep shit. 6. Capitalism needs to be dismantled and the military-industrial complex broken down into spare parts. This is going to require that people understand we're fucked and cornered like dogs. 7. No point hiding anymore, be a dog.

Escape to Fiji

1. A refugee has escaped from PNG, he was on Manus Island. Is he now a double refugee? 2. This is the first case of a refugee fleeing like a refugee from Australia's horrifying treatment of refugees on other lands. 3. in 2002 there was a mass breakout at Woomera Detention Centre lovingly facilitated by local Aussie scamps. 4. The horrific abuse of refugees now occurs where you and I can't get at the fences and tear them down. However someone has to run these shit holes and they all have offices. They can be pressured to pull out of the refugee abuse scam right here on shore by being targeted where they work. 5. Targeting businesses like Wilson is about breaking the supply chain. Yes, it's like a cool movie but not so much for the refugees whose lives are a nightmare. http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/manus-island-refugee-triggers-diplomatic-test-by-sneaking-on-plane-to-seek-asylum-in-fiji-20170127-gtzu0v.html

As Bad As Richard Spencer

1. Since the greatest work of art of all time was created, the punching of Richard Spencer, I haven't actually seen anyone saying the Left are "as bad as Nazis". That all changed five minutes ago and I am forever a different person. 2. Fucking wow dude. Fucking WOW! 3. People trying to get industrial scale murder off the ground don't have a political opinion, they have a psychosis. Since they carry that psychosis around in a head, that head may need to be punched until it res ets to human mode. 4. Look, I really love to say this, but the "as bad as" crowd are as bad as Nazis. 5, For this reason, if I could travel back in time to kill Hitler I would instead kill Germany to commit reverse genocide because I'm as bad as people who think I'm bad as nazis.
1. Cops in Sydney attacked a protester yesterday and this was reported as "protest turns violent" because Buzzfeed are about as edgy as a food court. 2. A protester attempted a flag burning and cops rushed in like they were stopping a murderer. 3. Media consumers immediately turned on protesters and began commenting online, possibly while at a barbecues, drunk and having pissed themselves while wearing the Australian flag around their necks. 4. When I was growing up Australia Day wasn't even a thing, neither was ANZAC Day unless you were one of those freaks who has a flagpole in the front yard to let everyone know where a fascist lives. 5. The huge Melbourne protest damaged Australia Day permanently. The only reason there wasn't a flag burning is it was too crowded. Hating Australia is Australian as fuck, so get fucked.

Australia. What am it?

1. Australia Day marks the anniversary of the 1788 arrival of the First Fleet of British Ships at Port Jackson, New South Wales, where people with maggots in their bumcracks promptly staged a beach orgy while the officer class looked on and half heartedly masturbated while trying to conjure mental images of their own mothers. 2. In present-day Australia, celebrations reflect the diverse society and landscape of a nation to this day dominated by the dumbest cunts in all of C reation. To be an "Australian" is to look around you every day and wonder how the fuck these emotional cripples get through the day without being reminded which hole to shit out of. 3. The meaning and significance of Australia Day has evolved over time. Haha! No it hasn't! This benighted desert of weakly rooted nationalist vegetables has always been an embarrassment to not only itself but it's imaginary friends. 4. Foreigners don't even bother to hate us, we're that fucking needy of

Godwin vs Evil

1. Should we thank everybody who invoked Godwin's Law for the last 15 years, making it socially unacceptable to point out that an authoritarian nightmare is coming? 2. Thanks to Stephen Fry style endless good manners we are woefully underprepared to do good shit about evil shit. 2. We should definitely cheer everyone who sneered at references to Australian offshore human destruction centres as Concentration Camps because it was "offensive". 3. These champs had it worked out that talk of fascism was offensive and that it didn't take seriously enough what "real" fascism is like, which they had never experienced because they refused to acknowledge it *head explodes* 4. "Four more journalists have been charged with felonies after being arrested while covering the unrest around Donald Trump’s inauguration, meaning that at least six media workers are facing up to 10 years in prison and a $25,000 fine if convicted."
The Nazi Punching Files. January 21st. 1. Some people are very angry about a Nazi being punched, fuhrerious even. 2. I'm more of a hip and shoulder guy, but whatever gets a Nazi away from a news camera and spreading his pure fucking evil is fine. 3. I wonder how adults don't know people like Richard Spencer are a threat to all of our existences? What a weird thing to not know. 4. Sad that people troubled by Richard Spencer being assaulted will be dragged through the streets after the war. I don't make the rules. 5. If a Nazi is talking to a news camera and your principles stop you from breaking that up you are made of piss. January 23rd. 1. It seems like people who are Not Okay with punching the Nazi might be thinking he's a small n nazi who is merely dabbling in Nazism on the international stage like all teenagers do? 2. Come to think of it, you're right, white supremacists who hate women are just misunderstood boys. 3. In fact, World War