A New PM
1. Scott Morrison will make some bullshit Straya Fascism 2.0 move like making farmers double citizens. He is the new PM and he probably eats the mice and birds his cat drags in to the house. The new next this time no really Australian Prime Minister has rooted the same sock since he was 14. If he could bathe in the tears of low income earners he would do it and still be a sook about it. He is a bad person and we know this because Annabelle Crabb has seen his human side in an horrific mice eating ritual in his kitchen. If we can find and burn that sock maybe we can end him, but there is no "we" is there, there is only power and those who want to rub it all over their wobbly bodies at a really gross secret party in Canberra. Be glad you're not invited. 2. Apparently the new Australian Prime Minister is a "Daggy Dad". He's a bit of a silly billy around the house. He shits his pants in the kitchen. He lets his kids set fire to him. He eats dog food for a ten