Mondayitis
Here's a few uptight as fuck points we'll call Mondayitis. Oh please come and feel the catharsis. 1. I don't like Australia or being Australian the same way I don't like that Australia is part of the USA. 2. I grew up in a fairly Catholic war veterans area. The adults were damaged but at least the kids were violated so they'd fit in properly. 3. Listening to and looking at Trump is always like pile driving a glass ashtray into my own head. He's annoying on a level I haven't felt since the last time I saw every rich kid who ever lived. 4. The only upside of Trump's rise is that I can be a miserable cunt guilt free. No more hiding! *bursts out into the street covered in own feces in desperately sad attempt to at least go viral*