Argo Lincoln Thirty
I watched Argo, Lincoln and Zero Dark Thirty, all movies about how being an American is a leading cause of anorexia, marriage separation and being shot because you only fought against slavery in a fictional capacity.
The hair product lady in Zero Dark Thirty signified her humanity by drinking, eating and shouting at a man in a suit, the suit of course symbolised old people who don't get what it's like to be young and living in the shadow of so many fast food choices. The suit guy I think played exactly the same guy in Argo which shows just how amazing is the spycraft of those CIA guys. I'm not sure though because these movies made me drunk on eagle cum.
The modern director knows you can't just fill the screen with flag so it's best to subtly sneak it into every shot. Also, if possible be a female director because that'll Pretend Confuse all the New York Times types who are trying not to notice this is a children's movie. This goes for all three movies because they're all the same movie, which is, "Being Right Is Hard".
According to the man bravely secretly fucking his housekeeper Lincoln was the purest man in America, which, y'know, fair enough since Spielberg is one of those guys who wear pressed jeans with white sneakers and probably thinks keeping your sock drawer in order is a sign of character.
I'm too busy to finish this.
The hair product lady in Zero Dark Thirty signified her humanity by drinking, eating and shouting at a man in a suit, the suit of course symbolised old people who don't get what it's like to be young and living in the shadow of so many fast food choices. The suit guy I think played exactly the same guy in Argo which shows just how amazing is the spycraft of those CIA guys. I'm not sure though because these movies made me drunk on eagle cum.
The modern director knows you can't just fill the screen with flag so it's best to subtly sneak it into every shot. Also, if possible be a female director because that'll Pretend Confuse all the New York Times types who are trying not to notice this is a children's movie. This goes for all three movies because they're all the same movie, which is, "Being Right Is Hard".
According to the man bravely secretly fucking his housekeeper Lincoln was the purest man in America, which, y'know, fair enough since Spielberg is one of those guys who wear pressed jeans with white sneakers and probably thinks keeping your sock drawer in order is a sign of character.
I'm too busy to finish this.
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