Normaling Too Hard

Once again I'd like to thank some of my fellow white men for explaining to me that racism does not exist. Yes, racism doesn't exist, other than in the minds of foolish leftists, who are so irrelevant that you can't shut up about them. In your mind racism doesn't exist, but there are billions of leftists.

We could call it the gamification of being extremely average. Your big mission is to broadcast how incedibly well adjusted you are. You win buddy, you think everything is fine. You did it! You solved the world's problems by not acknowledging them.You are a huge success at being normal.

Now that you've defeated reality by refusing to accept it, you can do anything, be anything, as long as it never, ever involves talking about your feelings and always involves laughing at people who have feelings, even though you have feelings, but let's not talk about them because they are fucked up beyond recognition.

Imagine being so the same as just anyone that you really do fit in, but that's not enough for you. You need to let your normal flag fly. It's not enough to think Ed Sheeran is amazing, you need an enemy as well. You need to sharpen your normal teeth and you pick people who care about issues. Fortunately, white people can make anything horrible, look at Ed Sheeran, so you will easily find annoying leftists to be irritated by. Now, be careful to never have an original thought at them though, stick with cliches like, “Get a job”.

Don't start writing your own material that's what weirdos do, or be like Ed Sheeran and stick to incredibly boring formulas so we know that there's a real human in there, but it's searingly normal.

Now get our there and do that thing where normal people act like they're having a great time.