Youtubers Union(!)


I am as excited about the Youtubers union as a little boy on christmas morning. The thought of having rights is mind blowing. The thought of Youtube being forced to treat people properly makes me cry wet tears of goddamed joy.
I felt sad about youtube. Here was a space to share my extremely important insights that everyone should hear, but Youtube, like Facebook and Twitter is where you go to build an audience that is then carefully hidden from you.
“Where is my audience? I'm sure I had one.” I won't go into how it all works, many others have tried to understand these complex systems, but what's the point, you can't game a system run by slippery little piggies.
The only way to deal with out of control power is to attack it. Take youtube to court and use the law to strongarm them into acting like humans and not as a bloodsucking vampire operation.
To those who say a Youtubers union won't work, I say I can't even tell what hole your voice is coming from. Is it okay if we fight for our rights, or is that going to interrupt your bootlicking routine in some way?
Absolute moron influencers make a living selling bullshit lifestyles, but I can't? That's wrong? I should get a real job? What's a real job in the digital job? Go back to the 20th century Adolph Shitler.
Since learning about the Youtubers Union I have read what all the naysayers have to say and it's the same earwax buildup you get every time you're about to be part of something extremely cool and awesome. So whatever. This is world changing shit: self directed online media workers forcing Youtube to behave. I struggle to imagine what could rock harder. The implications for all digital slaves will be earth shattering.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

They Continue To Do So

My girlfriend woke me and I rushed into the other room and as I watched a plane fly into a building I thought, what's the story with morning television? How benighted are motherfuckers if they simply have the TV on, just on, just there spouting drivel into a private living space, a space where you are not required by law to listen to strangers dibbling shit or watch them smile like money is being fired into all their holes? People will cry their eyes out at whatever tragedy is slipped into them by experts. People will also avoid reflection on weighty matters. Hey people, the inside of your head will not give you AIDS if you touch it. (The TV was on because news radio was alerting the world that there was great footage to stroke to. Yes, we listen to news radio in the morning because we are superior beings. Kneel, dogs.) As the buildings collapsed I thought, I mean, are people that scared of having an original thought that they have to crowd out any possibility of a clue arriving ...
Read more

RIP Gough Whitlam

Gough Whitlam died today. The important difference between this event and his dismissal from the Prime Ministership in the Australian 1970's? There was no CIA involvement. I was a child in the 1970's. When I was old enough to ask, "What happened? How did that happen?" My elders told me they half expected at the time something like a civil war to break out. People were devastated, they were enraged, they were also electrified. The United States of America, to put it bluntly, includes Australia as a remote colony, an outpost. When Gough Whitlam threatened Pine Gap the CIA had to get involved. Pine Gap, located in remote Australia, is a key asset to United States air and space superiority. Many Australians are excited to be part of an Imperial power structure. Many powerful Australians are over the moon at the opportunity to be included in US games of global domination. Whether conspiracy, madness or just weakness, many Australians were quite happy for the US to take...
Read more

Onlookers

I'm having a bit of trouble with social media because I keep wanting to tell people to die of cancer. This is because I want many, many Australians to die of cancer. Today. Painfully. While I watch. Well, I wouldn't be strictly watching because my eyes would be rolled back into my head as I experienced an hour-long orgasm as hate left my system in a crippling wave of ecstasy. The next AFP top cop says this wave of terror is like no other and he's right: the terrorists are all born Australian know nothings, the type who love to hate an outsider because it's the perfect crime. Look at me defending my family, I am a good person and it is merely coincidence that I get to indulge my worst urges. I want to come on their faces. I have urges too. And you're right, it's not sexual, it's about establishing dominance. I am so afraid of these people that I'm a mess of power fantasies. I get it. The idea is to hit the nation like a log until it's split int...
Read more