StupidZone

In the midst of climate catastrophe, Earth’s most famous handful of sausage meat, Elon Musk, reckons there needs to be a vastly increased output of fossil fuels in the cursed places where liberal democracy is practised. Let’s pretend for a moment he’s anything other than a rich kid who operates according to the epiphanies he experiences when he takes designer hallucinogens. His reasoning is that the free world needs to free itself of any reliance on fuel supplied by our naughty enemies that we worked closely with during the War on Terror. I don’t expect this tripper to have a normal understanding of anything, but even for Mr Novelty Flamethrower this thinking is unusually broken. As with many others, war fear has caused irreversible shrinkage of his already dangerously undersized brain.

These techno champs never understand what needs to happen. What needs to happen is an honest negotiation with the Russian leadership that results in the end of hostilities. The problem with negotiations though is that you have to give your enemy something. This is unthinkable, except every time you or I talk to a landlord, a boss or a cop. No wait, those aren’t negotiations at all. Okay then, so nations can talk to each other and make offers, whereas you and I are powerless. I would suggest nations then use their power to behave like adults and get chatting about solutions. What’s that you say? This would mean a win for Putin? Yes and you and I eat shit from the list of people I just mentioned every day. What’s the difference? The difference is that big events are like a movie where we say goodbye to logic.

The War on Terror was a war against being frightened by your own racism. It was actually a series of mass murders. From time to time there were terror attacks by people who aren’t our inspiring leadership, but mostly it was an industrial scale slaughter by Nobel Peace Prize recipients and other Christ-like serial killers our best and brightest look up to and would suck off so hard their eyes would fall back into their empty heads. World War Three will be even more fun than that, if it happens, which it will unless us powerless people discover an ability to unite against the institutions that ruin our lives.

A problem with techno-dorks is that it can never, ever occur to them that a lot of the world’s problems could be solved by people having a chinwag about what’s bugging them. It increasingly looks like the real game on the planet is who gets to sadly and with dignity and peace prizes, wipe out most of the human race. The colossal wankers who tower above us have gone into emergency mode and their ideas are a shower of shit. We are fucked.

Unless we build an antiwar movement.