Abbott's Little Helpers
When Tony Abbott became our new Prime Minister some of the young and perfect were presented with the horror of a world where not enough people 'cared'. Caring of course means carefully listening to these amazing young people.
All the years since the rise of the yuppies also saw the rise of the worship of the young. Young people were seen as 'wise' and as 'emerging talent' so some of them began to behave like 'fucking little cunts.' They arrived at protest rallies with the resentment of an island resort customer whose holiday has been ruined.
Bone deep they felt justice should be ordered like salad with no dressing and no tomatoes I can't eat red food. They arrived at the places of protest without the faintest idea of teamwork. They had the iron discipline of the guy lying on the carpet in a bookshop idly flicking through books as the other customers vividly imagine capsicum spray.
When Tony Abbott became PM, these awful young huddled together and cried, feeling the world was suddenly against them. No kids. You were against the world. You didn't listen to anyone over 30, you talked over each other, you hugged a lot and now that you are presented with a Prime Minister who is partly your fault, you talk of taking the opportunity to become even more irrelevant. Please seize that chance.
You speak of being poor when in fact you're just broke. You speak of being 'awake' in an epic display of incomprehension that other people are also real. You complain of ageism, which is actually the nightmare of being an invisible old person who is starved for human touch. Sweet Jesus, you really do believe your wisdom stacks up against anyone who's twice your age don't you? You're insane.
Tony Abbott is a fucking cunt but so are you. You greased the rails for him with your endless bitching about abstract bullshit. Ageism? Go fuck yourselves. You made a joke of the Left.
Amen.
All the years since the rise of the yuppies also saw the rise of the worship of the young. Young people were seen as 'wise' and as 'emerging talent' so some of them began to behave like 'fucking little cunts.' They arrived at protest rallies with the resentment of an island resort customer whose holiday has been ruined.
Bone deep they felt justice should be ordered like salad with no dressing and no tomatoes I can't eat red food. They arrived at the places of protest without the faintest idea of teamwork. They had the iron discipline of the guy lying on the carpet in a bookshop idly flicking through books as the other customers vividly imagine capsicum spray.
When Tony Abbott became PM, these awful young huddled together and cried, feeling the world was suddenly against them. No kids. You were against the world. You didn't listen to anyone over 30, you talked over each other, you hugged a lot and now that you are presented with a Prime Minister who is partly your fault, you talk of taking the opportunity to become even more irrelevant. Please seize that chance.
You speak of being poor when in fact you're just broke. You speak of being 'awake' in an epic display of incomprehension that other people are also real. You complain of ageism, which is actually the nightmare of being an invisible old person who is starved for human touch. Sweet Jesus, you really do believe your wisdom stacks up against anyone who's twice your age don't you? You're insane.
Tony Abbott is a fucking cunt but so are you. You greased the rails for him with your endless bitching about abstract bullshit. Ageism? Go fuck yourselves. You made a joke of the Left.
Amen.
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