A Country I Love


A little poem about the country I love.
Why is Australia so shit?
Australians love cops despite considering themselves practical cowboys with big individual dicks.
In a country like France, in a city like Paris, it's normal for protesters to fight the cops, but when was the last time that happened here?
Australians love to think of themselves as no bullshit legends who wouldn't dream of a breaking a rule or a law but here in Melbourne our public transport system is it's own police state and punters just go along with it.
The Aussie who is irreverant and has a bloody laugh is usually just a bully whose found an easy target.
We celebrate shitcunts who would be bashed to death on any other continent.
Australia is the driest continent on Earth and the biggest circle jerk on the planet.
When I was a kid I thought Australians were up for anything, but that was all propaganda, we are as inward looking as Americans, militantly unaware of anything real and with giant boof heads and massive egos that can be heard and seen from space.

Australia is pretty much Israel multipled by South Africa, we are the worst people and the fact the rest of the world hasn't nuked us for being such inbreds only indicates that not everything is about us.

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