Cop Hat

Last week I took the hat off a policeman's head and my only regret is I didn't have time to shit in it. This cop with his own special little hat was one of many public servants assaulting people outside a mining industry conference. Victoria Police, an unaccountable tribe so up their own hole that when they see themselves brutally attacking protesters on TV they say, “Look, daddy's on TV!” If my home was robbed I would call a cop and it would make me feel dirty.
As climate change grips the planet, sociopathic institutions defend psychopathic businesses and us people have to find ways to fight both them and a conservative Australian public that has a large screen TV in every room in the house. 
The mining industry is a mass murdering horror show so of course Victoria Police protected that conference like it was their own inbred child. The police used chemical weapons like they were trying to beat a world record. Cops were using batons on people who were moving away from them. 
This is all under a progressive state government but of course a progressive government is one that takes all the credit that is owed to people who put their bodies on the line. Today the state government announces logging in forests will be reduced? Congratulations! I know a forest activist who had fingers forced up his arse by pigs. State Premier Daniel Andrews takes credit for the work of people who sometimes pay with their sanity, while massively supporting the cops in everything they do. He's a fucking cunt of a human being.
Meanwhile, Trades Hall plays host to the police union. The police union is a massively powerful organisation that is ironically a union, so I guess Trades Hall is ironically a Trades Hall?
At the mining conference the jackofficers overplayed their hand and I look forward to what comes next. I'm sure they will double down and triple down and people will be targeted and all sorts of scary shit will happen, but they've blown it. We've turned a corner. Cops and politicians are exposed, like someone stole their little hat.

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