Rumours in Dickland

In Australia right wing figures spout off, their saliva spray is repeated by idiots on social media and this is then discussed on all the morning TV shows as if any of it is real.
It's an evil rumour factory and the truth, facts and even questions are not welcome.
Of course you can ask questions, but you can't step take a step back and ask the question, “Are we all talking shit?”
Anyone who asks that question is a silly monkey, because there is no money in hanging onto to the truth.

Terrifying bushfires have launched many Australians into a bitchfest of epic proportions.
Their heads filled with rumours, they will blame the situation on anyone as long as it's no one in power.
It's amazing how disciplined they are.
For people who shit in their own hands they're very careful about who they throw it at.
It's almost as if these foaming at the mouth knobheads aren't insane.
It's as if they somehow know exactly what they're doing.

In Australia the evil rumour factory is one of the only industries that hasn't been sent offshore.
All our industries have been told to fuck off, so we no longer have a strong a union movement, we have an epic bitchfest of benighted dickheads trying to put a puzzle together with pieces handed to them by the people in charge.
All these dickheads who angrily know who to blame.
And it's never anyone in charge.
Disaster is unfolding and instead of panicking, Australians are bravely hanging onto stupidity, because their leaders tell them to be stupid.
I love this country. I am going to die here, fighting cowards and morons and I hope they blow my brains out. Just joking. I don't love this country.

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