G20 Blues

It'd be a shame to get too emotional but Queensland quietly slipped from the 1950's all the way back to an imaginary time located in Game of Thrones and I'd hate to be a person there right now. Queensland: beautiful one day, skips four steps to fascism the next. Daniel Mathews made that observation about skipping a few steps and he should know because he can keep count because he's a mathematician.

In November world leaders will gather in the capital city of Queensland to gloat. This is called "The G20". Understandably there are many who would like a word with these pricks and so plan to travel from all over Australia at personal expense to not be heard. Still others would like to protest effectively, make a stand, have an effect, change the course of history, act as the powerful voice of the silenced but new laws could result in said funsters being themselves silenced for quite some time.

Apart from the terrifying new VLAD laws that could see us being put in solitary for 6 months, there's the long list of insane restrictions in the G20 precinct that also could result in being brutally put down. I should mention these terrible laws are a thing in Queensland, where the cops hate progressives with a burning hate that comes with the shame of being used historically as attack dogs for the conservative/money agenda.

In November many of us will go to Queensland because we were going anyway, but also in solidarity with Queenslanders who have to live there, I imagine quaking in fear.

Fuck this cuntry.                         

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