Boys

Tony Abbott looks like one of those middle aged Skull Men who do a lot of running.  Because like a big loser, he does. If you're a middle aged man you can be a skull man, one of those saddos you see on Youtube who has mastered the Bo (staff) fighting staff, which is just a stick or staff or (Bo) that these men whose heads are at risk of being swallowed by their own neck fat love so much, those guys, or just a withered pile of shit that has disappeared into a pile of clothing and tries to emit as little personality as possible. Oh! Or the dude with just a touch too much going on in the muscles department so he always looks like he's about to push out a turd so sharp he bleeds out within minutes.

I like politicians to have that neck that has just fucking given way and become a fat flap of shit that serves no other purpose than to make the head look like a balloon at a kid's party no one came to. I say bring it, men! Bring your fucked bodies and shit heads and your warped posture that makes very clear you think emotions are illegal. Give us that wide apart foot stance that lets everybody know you are a suicide risk. Lay down a heavy vibe that makes it super clear you are so not open to discussing your feelings that you will definitely die in someone else's sleep because we dream of not having to look at you because christ it's painful. Let's do it boys.