2016 Blues

Since 2016 Americans have blamed all their problems on Russia. They don't know where Russia is, what it does, or even that the USA didn't defeat the Nazis, Russians did. They are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet and sometimes when I need a good laugh I look at pictures of crying Hillary Clinton supporters crying their upper middle class tear crying because they put all their hope in a woman who hates them so much she didn't bother to give them a speech on that night of their incredibly funny heartbreak. Instead of thinking maybe Hillary isn't that crash hot I mean she didn't even thank us for giving every drop of our fake tears to her campaign they immediately turned their attention to Russia because Americans believe in America like a Nazi loves a swastika. All Americans every last one are Hitler in the bunker refusing to see that maybe being super fucking insane for your whole life isn't such a great plan after all. Americans have to believe that they are victims because what they are doing is evil. Do they have 1000 military installations across the globe? No one knows because their military industrial bullshit is an alternate reality we only get glimpses of in every single one of their stupid fucking movies where sad heroes must do horrific shit because they can just feel freedom more than anyone else. I am at the point where anyone who talks about Star Wars as anything other than pure US propaganda is a moron to me though I really enjoyed The Last Jedi the only good Star Wars movie I could talk for roughly one minute about how good that film is because at the end of the day it's just a popcorn movie and Americans are the people in the cinema who wait for the quiet bit before they start rustling around in their many bags of food they smuggled into the theatre underneath their folds of fat and they fucking live tweet that shit because their only purpose is to talk right across the top of things they don't understand which is everything including superhero movies and I say Americans but it's anyone who has absorbed their bullshit about deserving the best that life has to give while knowing it's all happening off the back off the suffering of billions worldwide so you have to do two things to deal with the psychic burden: never shut the fuck up and never make any sense. They have colonised the planet with their toxic message of pure isolation and now people are too afraid to go outside because what if I see or hear something I don't agree with and have an anxiety attack? Amen.

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