Trauma Release

If you're an Aussie who finds American style insincere celebrations that mutate into wildly commercial ventures that feel exactly like a kids TV show that exists only to sell shitty products to your consumer children who will grow up to be massive arseholes with no resilience who say shit like "I'm done" when a reboot of the reboot of their childhood fave superfuckwit comic book hero movie fuckwit fails to adhere to weird obsession created arbitary rules about how that lame shit works when what you really mean is a Batman movie literally made you shit your pants on purpose anyway what I'm saying is if you're not into Halloween because you are anti-American and if so good for you it's not like there aren't a million reasons to despise those fucks BUT SEAN THEY'RE PEOPLE TOO  yeah okay you weepy prick and when one American dies it's a tragedy but when three thousand go in one hit it's hilarious and that's why I say don't miss out on the fun dress up as 9/11 this Halloween and that's how we heal.     

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