Dearest Mother,
Are there too many people? I don't think so, but let's face facts and do the right thing by people who are concerned about overpopulation. Let's exterminate every last one them. I'm not saying these people are subhuman or even deserve to die all that much, but surely they will agree that a matter of such importance- they reckon- requires decisive action. Sure, there'll be roadblocks, red tape, people who don't want to die, but I think we're big enough and brave enough and in fact I feel we'll get a lot of popular support when we explain Uncle Fuckface won't be ruining any more Christmases. Just think of it: right wing loudmouth dipshits, vegans with no off switch, quiet types who move out to the country to blog about raising chickens, we'll never hear from these people ever again. We may not even have to brutally end the lives of all that many millions of people! Once word gets out that you will be murdered if you talk nothing but toxic shit? I think we'll be okay. Yes. I think a wave of horrific executions could be just the reset we need to get everyone focused on not being a huge arsehole with terrible ideas about how to save the word.
Your loving son.
Are there too many people? I don't think so, but let's face facts and do the right thing by people who are concerned about overpopulation. Let's exterminate every last one them. I'm not saying these people are subhuman or even deserve to die all that much, but surely they will agree that a matter of such importance- they reckon- requires decisive action. Sure, there'll be roadblocks, red tape, people who don't want to die, but I think we're big enough and brave enough and in fact I feel we'll get a lot of popular support when we explain Uncle Fuckface won't be ruining any more Christmases. Just think of it: right wing loudmouth dipshits, vegans with no off switch, quiet types who move out to the country to blog about raising chickens, we'll never hear from these people ever again. We may not even have to brutally end the lives of all that many millions of people! Once word gets out that you will be murdered if you talk nothing but toxic shit? I think we'll be okay. Yes. I think a wave of horrific executions could be just the reset we need to get everyone focused on not being a huge arsehole with terrible ideas about how to save the word.
Your loving son.
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