Again about this c*nt

Joe Rogan has an audience easily 10 times larger than the population of the United States, speaking purely in terms of ego footprint. To a man, Joe Rogan's audience are certified thought leaders. Joe Rogan is the pope of self improvement. Self improvement is when you listen to a podcast while prepping a smoothie with your own come in it. Joe Rogan’s influence over the minds of men is best explained by the fact that learning from Joe Rogan is like listening to the hypnotic sound of a library burning down. Every time you say Joe Rogan's name he becomes more powerful. He's like the candy man, no wait, his audience is like the candy man. Say his name and fans, men who are unaware of any other way to access information outside of a Joe Rogan podcast, but at a pinch will read books from KMart, will appear to lecture you to death, using quotes from Winston Churchill, who they believe was in the SAS.

The Joe Rogan of Joe Rogan is that Joe Rogan only becomes more Joe Rogan if you talk about Joe Rogan.

Asking dumb questions and never upsetting the applecart is a brilliant technique when you're talking to crazy people, but fairly worthless if you talk to, for instance, racists who hate women, or, oddly enough, Jordan Peterson who is a crazy person. What's that now? Mainstream media is full of shit? Well done dude, that's amazing. So is Joe Rogan.

To people who say, “I listen to Joe Rogan all the time, and I just learn so much”,  I am speechless. Joe Rogan is only asking questions, yes, because he is stupid. His involvement in comedy has exposed him to the 0.0001% of comics who possess any wisdom at all, so he sort of knows he’s a dummy and should try to limit himself to prompting other people to talk.

Many comedians are wilfully stupid. This self imposed stupidity is not limited to one end of the political spectrum. A solution is to perhaps get off the political spectrum and begin talking in terms of ideas. Which ideas? Socialism, communism, anarchism. Not scientology. The thinking of revolutionaries, the thinking of freedom fighters, the experiences of those in brutal grassroots struggle. Even if I exclusively confined myself to podcasts I could expose myself to all sorts of exciting goodness, but to a lot of people Joe Rogan is the whole internet.

There's no convincing fans, fans are unreachable. Fans don't like to be told they are disgusting morons, but friends, this is the only way forward. People like to throw around the word bully. Bullying is a sustained campaign that over a period of time breaks people down and if you're up to that challenge, this is what is required in the instance of Joe Rogan and his fans and everyone on social media and everyone else and anyone I've left out. For the world is now almost 100% chock a block with people whose enjoyment of entertainment products like podcasts has become so fixated that the only hope of bringing them back is through a psychotic assault on their senses, that breaks them down into parts that are no longer talking to each other, until they are dribbling, drooling, huddled under the sheets, desperately attempting to access mental health services, alone, no one visits or calls any more, everyone is sick of your shit, shut the fuck up about Joe Rogan. No, I mean, stop talking about Joe Rogan. I know you don't like his audience or his show or what it's doing, but let it go. But no, I can't. I can't let it go. Every day, he appears as a trending topic on Twitter, or in the actual news. What a nightmare, the everyman who's everywhere. At least he’s not Ricky Gervais.

I'm gonna try to go cold turkey on Joe Rogan. I'll see Joe Rogan. I'll be tempted by Joe Rogan. I'll say “Come on, man. Just give me a taste. Give me a taste of that Joe Rogan action. Just a little taste, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. You know I've been good. Help me. Help me. I'm a little baby. I'm a little baby. I'm a little baby with my bottle of milk. Where's my bottle of milk? Where's my blankey, where's my little blankey?”

Poo-poos and wee-wees.