Cookism

Is the Russia-Ukraine situation the perfect opportunity for people to get angry at each other for being wrong? Like all citizens who live whole lives immersed in American propaganda I am an expert on Russia, but I'm still not confident about being correct. As for Ukraine, I have watched one very good movie and listened to two very good episodes of a podcast, so I guess you could say I'm a professor of Ukrainology.

I don't know what's going on but I do know a) people are mad at each other and b) I am smarter than them. Unless they’re Ukrainians. But not if they’re Ukrainian Nazis.

America’s soccer moms have a twelve inch hard-on for bloodshed and Russia is moving troops around in a way that indicates they’ve noticed the Imperial pre-come. It’s fair that people will be afraid and talking in terms of preventing war from breaking out. But it’s so hard to take it all seriously when you're aware that Ukraine has an impressive Nazi problem, as in Ukrainian Nazis who believe Russians are dirty dog people who are a threat to the blood purity of the Ukrainian race. It's hard to take seriously when the Russian leader is an ex-intelligence agent, therefore a current spy, just as President George Bush was the CIA’s man in the Oval Office. Ruled by spies? No wonder most check out completely and obsess about whether the soon to be terrible Lord of the Rings series will ruin their childhood by not being quite as racist and sexist.

Everyone's fucked, everyone's corrupt, except of course for all the people who aren't. When we’re trying to work out who's rotten, corrupt and fucked, it's good to think in terms of who probably isn't and a good answer to that question is The Population. The Ukrainian population don’t deserve to be treated as pawns in a game played by nazis and spies and American nazi spies and those most rat fuck fucks of all, twee prick well meaning progressives. No one will ratfuck you like one of those weepy arseholes.

Some but not all Ukrainians are brutal Nazi murderers. Not all Ukrainians.

Not all Russians. The Russian president gets blamed for a lot of things, but his most exciting gift to the Russian people has been a state of unreality and chronic confusion thanks to his relentless multi pronged propaganda attacks on the population. But I'll stop myself there. Is Vladimir Putin responsible for relentless multi pronged propaganda attacks on his people?

Or have I been told that by mainstream media or by independent sources who have to wade through information from the internet, from search engines that are American misinformation machines? I kind of sort of wish I knew what was going on, I might try barking orders into this pillow until I get answers.

Cookers gathered in their thousands to march and listen to boring speeches and expose themselves to the burning sun and COVID-19 in Canberra. They went away truly cooked, with sunstroke, sunburn and now they’re all sick with the plague. And they're trying to piece together a picture of what happened and who did it to them. What cabbages. Their misery gives me a war boner. Will these people will eventually drift back to reality? And will I abandon reality in that case? Hate. Hate hate hate. I hate them.

In Canada, cookers with trucks gathered to honk their horns around the clock, a tactic guaranteed to turn the entire population and even yourself against you. These are people burdened with a worldview that is unsupported by anything other than far right money. At the same time these cooker events are occurring around the world the White House are engaging in conspiracy style announcementing that Russia will stage a false flag attack to provide a pretext for war, which is a truly, truly incredible way to poison the well. Now, whatever Russia does will be some sort of victory for the United States. Victory for the US looks like anything from increased production of vets who kill themselves to Presidents who shit their own pants and tell themselves it’s raining.

The United States is NATO and NATO is the United States and NATO operates very far away from the United States. The United States has colonies. Puerto Rico is a colony, Hawaii is a colony and they have military bases across the planet in all sorts of locations where everyone wants them dead. These are all colonial bases, but is an empire threatened when its outposts are threatened? Maybe so. Is anywhere not a US outpost? Does this mean they are extremely fuckable-with? Asking for a terrorist.

United States made a lot of noises about war. Russian reacted to this as a serious threat, it would be insane not to. I'm not saying they aren't insane. Military people live in a state of paranoia. They tend to be very on edge about opportunities to avert bloodshed by starting some bloodshed.

Russia and China are testing the strength of United States. Or are they? Is there any need to do so? The USA is cooked. Cookism originated in the United States. Cookism is an American product. Twenty years of Marvel movies have turned people's ideas into piss and shit.

Meanwhile, just north of Australia in the Arafura Sea, a Chinese warship pointed a laser at an Australian pilot. This is something teenagers do, so it's funny. What's even funnier is Australian government figures now have to react with hysterical manliness to this very funny attack.

There's nothing Australia can do about China. There's nothing the United States can do about China and Russia teaming up. I’m confused, but I’m excited.

[The movie is Donbass (2018) and the podcast is Episodes 205 & 206 of TrueAnon].