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The Amazon news out of New York is terrible. In the 90s we talked about the dead end work of McJobs, but this is much more fun.
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You could maybe survive a McJob for a few years, but Amazon jobs destroy people in a matter of months. That is so cool.

When tired, anxious, depressed, injured people finally snap, it's going to be awesome. You can only create so many losers before they fight back.

Being a dishwasher in the extremely abusive hospitality industry radicalised me as much as anything else and I tally up these terrible stories every day.

Guillotines.

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