Latho

Doesn't Mark Latham get tired of emerging from a sewer to announce that he lives in a sewer now?

 "I am shit, I am nothing", he intones wordlessly, communicating only through timed expulsions of anal gas.

 "I have returned, I never left", he breathes as slime glistens on his forehead, which is really more of a fivehead.

 He gathers up great armfuls of lumpy wet shit to moisten his paleness.
Children run screaming, their cries tear at the hearts of anyone not in politics and therefore possibly still an actual human.
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Latham, he who never dies, senses a call, out there, singing to him, but it is only a monster fart from the carcass of the murdered Melbourne Cup horse.

Anyway, Prime Minister Sausage Sizzle must now meet Zombie Latho for a handshake battle or whatever it is these giant underpants men do.

I mean now that Normal Politics is all about how who is the biggest idiot or whatever.


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