The end

The Citizen woke early, strangely refreshed. "I voted!" The Citizen cupped an oversized mug of joe and gazed out at a day charged with electric hope.

"I voted!" The Citizen dressed for work then accessed the app that would direct him to paid tasks in his area.
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As he was accepting the task of being brutally cornholed by a guy called Boss Man, the ocean rose and drowned him. I'm bored with this story, The end.
"I voted!" The Citizen dressed for work then accessed the app that would direct him to paid tasks in his area.
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