Occupy

Occupy was fucking horrible but sound ideas came out of it, like hippies must never be allowed near anything real ever again.

 Real good came out of it but I swear I met the biggest arseholes in the known universe there.

 I'm not complaining though, I did to get to meet fuckwits I wasn't even aware were possible.

 I think most of them have dropped off because no one wants to listen to their shit. My faves now reject all leftism, which is extremely mainstream of them.
My first contact with Occupy was an image of a ballerina on the Wall Street bull. How did I miss that extremely urgent warning? The End.

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